I love Christmas, the parties, food, drinks, family and friends. The cosy evenings with Christmas lights and browsing Christmas markets. Don't forget Cuddling up with a warm beverage.
However, when you have lost a loved one, whether it's your nan or a close friend. Christmas can feel a bit different even though you're enjoying yourself. It's a time to remember those who are no longer here too.
Love Christmas or Hate it, these fun anti Christmas crackers will guarantee some laughs around the dinner table!
If Christmas celebrations fill you with dread. Then grab Father Christmas or Rudolph, and pull off a head!
Guarantee your spot on next year’s naughty list with Anti-Christmas Crackers, the one and only Christmas cracker for those who hate Christmas, or just love an ill-humoured laugh.
Take the Merry out of Christmas and ‘dis’ the season, by beheading Santa or Rudolph over Christmas dinner. And forget about a lame joke, we'll supply you with the perfect Christmas insult to sting a loved one from across the table.
“When you were born, the Three Kings brought you stupidity, dullness and a lack of common sense!”
Everyone’s a winner with these branded Anti-Christmas Crackers metal bottle-opener keychain, included in every cracker! So no more fighting over nail clippers! And finally crown yourself an Anti-Christmas king or queen with your very own stylish black paper crown.
Perfect for grumpy family members, alt-culture lovers, students, Secret Santas, and any fans of ‘highly popular offensive group card games’.
Purchase a box of 6 luxury crackers here £19.99. And you can also pick up some ill-humoured wrapping paper, xmas cards and a demotivational wall calendar from the official store. That’s your Christmas shopping sorted!
But there is a deeper mission to this product. They want to sell a Christmas cracker that not only entertains, but also brings people together, and support those who are alone.
With this, they're pledging to donate 5% of our profits to a leading mental health charity
Loneliness hits people even harder than these insults at Christmas, with a staggering 3.3 million people stating they feel their loneliest over the winter season.
Anti-Christmas crackers are pro love, support and community, and want to make life a little happier for those over Christmas who aren’t able to join the party.
Stick It To Christmas, and Loneliness!
"We do not condone violence, decapitating Rudolph and Father Christmas is intended as a playful joke. Our insults are not meant to cause harm, please do not direct them towards people with a sensitive disposition"
Anti Christmas Crackers are sold as a box of 6, and shouldn’t be sold to anyone under the age of 12. The crackers are CE Certified.
Cracker safety:
Do not remove snap, do not pull snap outside of cracker. Pull away from your face. Pull both ends of the cracker with a sharp tug at arms length away from face, food, breakable objects, other people and pets in the vicinity. Do not pull near your eyes or ears! Misuse may cause damage to hearing. Items may fall from crackers when pulling. Adult supervision required.
Please keep packaging for future reference.
Anti Christmas Crackers have been manufactured in the UK by RSW INTERNATIONAL LIMITED.
ANTI-HOLIDAY ENTERPRISE LTD (15498571) T/A Anti-Christmas Crackers
I am a fan of Christmas. I love looking at all the lights. I can see how it might be difficult for others though.
ReplyDeleteI need some of these Christmas crackers. The would be perfect for a party.
ReplyDeleteI love love love this time of the year and it is important to remember the reason for the season.... it's not all about buying and gifting.... it is so much more. I will have to check out those fun Christmas crackers though.... they are so cute too!
ReplyDeleteI love Christmas so much. It is the time to celebrate life and peace and forgiveness although we should celebrate life every time but this time is different it is more especially during Christmas Day. I would live to get tat crackers to see the reaction of everyone. 😂
ReplyDeleteChristmas has always held a special place in my heart for so long. It is always so nice to reminisce on throughout the year and I love when it is December because I get butterflies just thinking about Christmas day.
ReplyDeleteI love the kind of crackers you have pictured..I recall getting similar ones when the kids were younger and it was fun.. maybe this time again :)
ReplyDeleteChristmas can be hard for those who don't have the financial means during this time of year or are going through some other challenging situation. These Anti-Christmas Crackers can provide some much needed laughter!
ReplyDeleteI loved Christmas growing up. As an adult, it can be stressful getting all the presents, food, and dealing with those extra expenses. I do my best to budget for it. I also try to start early and buy a little bit at a time. This year my son is getting one big present.
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